If there is one thing that I loath more than Zoe, is mom crocheting…
Why…well because both of her hands are busy with a needle and yarn, and her focus is not on me…it’s on this blanket thing she is creating. I should have her 100% attention, at all times. No. Matter. What.
My usual tactic to stop this madness is to crawl into her lap and sit on top of whatever she is making…BOL!!!
However, at times there are benefits of her creations, like this one….where I am being covered up by her lastest masterpiece while she is working on it.
But it is short lived when she gets to the end and has to turn around her work and then I am left exposed, cold and alone.
Also, due to her obsession with this lastest project, I am neglected and still nekkid. Yes, I guess crocheting and more important than dressing me in this freezing thing we call WINTER!
Who also hates crocheting?? Yes, Zoe!! I have taught her well! Here she is trying to stop this madness as well!
Maybe Zoe is not as bad as I think she is after all…just maybe we should start working together on a diabolical plan to stop this madness once and for all…