For those, like my pawrents, here is a reminder that life is STILL ABOUT ME!
A picture of my mantasic self!
My life fur the past 10 day has been ruff. Niles, or aka, Turd-knocker…BOL, that’s what I call him…TURD-KNOCKER!!! Anyways, he has been on my ever-last-reserved nerve!
It seems that when you are the size of a glorified hamster everyone thinks that you are cute. Let me just say this, If I pooped on the floor, I would have my tail in some big trouble. When Turd-knocker poops on the floor, the pawrentials clean it up and show him the pee-pad. I don’t get it….something about positive potty training garbage. Phooey.
Here is the other thing….He is terrorizing the entire house! When I chase the bad pussy cats, I get yelled at and I have stop….when Niles chases them, it’s cute….I am speechless! Not fair at all!!!
Are you ready for this?? Zoe, remember Zoe??
She is scared barkless of Niles….so scared that the Turd-Knocker knows it and he will actually chase her!! Pitiful….a grown dog of Zoe’s size scared of a glorified hamster.
Here is the mischief part of this whole post….see this picture….
See Niles, see the big pillow that he is sitting on?? That is Zoe’s Pillow….The Turd-Knocker chases Zoe off and then plops his tiny hamster sized self on it, next to her Christmas bone.
Niles has claimed this pillow as his own….Then Niles, drags my snowman on to the pillow as well! MY TOY!
Something has to be done! See my shirt…..it says, My House, My Rules…now this needs to be re-enforced, Immediately!