Last week my mom was running 87 billion errands.
This week she left me for 87 days to go on a girls getaway…
I don’t get it, why would she need a girls getaway when she has me?
She murmured something about massages and facials…still, I am way more awesome than those stupid things.
Then she lets me out and forgets to let me back in.
What is this world coming too?
She better be glad that I am so forgiving!