In an attempt to beautify myself for my mom, I thought I would roll in something dead in the yard. She did not appreciate all my hard work and she threw me in the bathtub. The nerve.
When I got out, she dried me and then she dressed me in footed duck pajamas.
She said because they are warm and it’s such a cold day…
I say, she is trying to humiliate me.
Mom, you better be glad that I am mantastic enough to rock any outfit!
oh higgy, quack quack. you look so cute in your duck pjs! i see your mom gave you a bone as a peace offering. you're warm AND you got a bone. seems like a good deal to me.
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Higgins you are Mantastic enough pal. Peeps are so not getting the rolling in smellies. Baths suck! Go out and have another good roll my friend. Have a terrific Tuesday.
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Well, you do make a really cute duck.....butt that is humiliation when you have all the soap bubbles on your head.
ReplyDeleteNext time, roll butt don't tell her! :)
Higgins I feel your pain - they never appreciate our efforts - it takes a lot of hard work to get smelly and dirty and its rewarded with a bath??!!! Not fair!!
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Groucho
You QUACK me up, my friend! Very cute and yes, YOU can rock any outfit!
ReplyDeleteYou do ruck the outfit. Good thing. Bawhahhaa.
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Goose
So Sorry that your mom lacks good taste in smells.
ReplyDeleteBUTT you DO look totally DUCKY in your jammas.
How is it that humans never appreciate all our hard work?
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Oh Higgins, when will the peeps ever learn just how much time and effort WE put into gettin' our 'essence' just right?! Shameful.
ReplyDeleteOh, you are rockin' those ducky jammies Higgins!
Kisses,
Ruby
Oh my do you look adorable despite the torture
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
BOL poor Higgins!
ReplyDeleteNola
Oh, Higgins! We've never seen a dog in duck pajamas! Actually, we've never seen a dog in any kind of pajamas. You do look pretty darn cute, though. Sorry you had to endure a bath, but we bet you'll find something good to roll in again soon.
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Those duck pajamas are awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou try to be nice to some people and they just don't appreciate it. Cute jammies!
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