In an attempt to beautify myself for my mom, I thought I would roll in something dead in the yard. She did not appreciate all my hard work and she threw me in the bathtub. The nerve.
When I got out, she dried me and then she dressed me in footed duck pajamas.
She said because they are warm and it’s such a cold day…
I say, she is trying to humiliate me.
Mom, you better be glad that I am mantastic enough to rock any outfit!