Niles, let me put dis in the most polited way I know.....is a brat. He stays on my ever-last-reserved-nerve fur like alllllllll dayyyyyy loooooooong. Seriously. Unless he is sleeping, then he is just on my nerves.
On dad's last business trip, he brought me home the coveted and rare Delta Airline blanket. You know the one that you get in furst class and the one that mom gets mad about cause Dad never takes her furst class, ANYWHERE! BUT when he off goofing around fur "work" furst class he goes....yeah, mom is angry. Anyhoos, back to me, cause clearly, mom is not the one we want to talk about....
Looks who thiefed my blanket.....my high quality, furst class, paper thin, most sought after coveted Delta Airlines blanket.....
NILES!!!!!
I hope it wraps around his little scrappy body when he is sleeping and somehow knots up and traps him.......fur like a loooooong time! If you want to buy him, he is fur sale and I will send hims wrapped up in the high quality Delta blanket!! BOL BOL BOL!!
Oh, and since this Blog says The Adventures of Higgins, and on the side, a little itty bitty & Niles, let get back to the real reason of this blog.....ME!
Dis is me, sitting on the table....it's my favorite thing to do when I feel like I am not getting the attention I deserve! BOL!!!
Oh those airline blankies are pawfect for the snuggling in aren't they (when you can extract Niles frum them that is!)
ReplyDeleteThat's a great 'gimmie attention' spot you've got there Higgins!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Bwhahahahahaha...omd how i is so happy you is back. Now as a blankie connoisseur also...I would has just given my brudder away. But it's good you offered yours up fur sale cuz then you could use da money to take your mom first class to...someplace dat not cost alot.
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Brothers can be such a pain - I live with one I call "The Dweeb"
ReplyDeletewe don't think that you will get any OFFERS on a Brother that USURPS the best blankies... Just sayin Higgins...
ReplyDeleteOh Sweet Higgins
ReplyDeleteI is so sorry you is having problems wif your brother!!!! I do hope you will not let it spoil our time together at the Welcome Ball on Tuesday!!!! I am sooooooooo looking forward to it.
Smooches and Toodle Pip
Cooki
Can we buy the blanket without Niles ??? BOL!
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Oh, you poor boy! I am so sorry that Niles stole your coveted Delta blankie.
ReplyDeleteStole you blankie...did he....that may be a criminal thief....maybe Bites should come over and arrest him ...then off to Frankie's Court!
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I think so!!! BOL!
DeleteOh, the NERVES!!!!! Wells, YOU the MAN of the house...I say, go take it back! There is only one Delta blankie to be had, and I say it belongs to you ManTastic self! Snatch it when he's sleepin'...he'll never know...
ReplyDeleteNows, if you need an accomplice, you knows where to find me...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: I wish I could gets on the table...though, I don't thinks Ma would be too happy with my 60lb arse bein' up there! BOL
I need to figure out how to get on da table. Dat are where da food are.
ReplyDeleteOooo Higgies you are gonna get in trouble LOL ;)
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