Mom Has Gone Too Far

My mom gots a wild hair up her butts and decided to make homemade dog shampoo.......

Fur the love of Milkbones, could she not get a wild hair to make homemade peanut butter snacks or homemade beef jerky?  

She used alls dis stuffs along with her precious essential oil, Lavender

And dis is what the torturous stuffs looked likes when she mixed it all together

Of course, then she had to try it out....OMD.....why couldn't she do dis on Niles, why does it have to be me?

BUTTS, I will have to say, it made my ManTastic sensitive skin even more ManTastic!!  I didn't comes out all red and itchy and mom was thrilled with the yummy smell!  She says I smell like a fresh baked oatmeal cookie and a tad of lavender mixed in.....

I say I smell like a ManTastic Hunk of ManDog all of da time, butts oh well.....to each their own!

Then she grabbed Niles and made him join in the fun of waterboarding bath time....

He was SoOoOOoOOoOOOoOOoo Mad!  BOL BOL BOL  He even stuck his tongue out at hers!

Butts when hims gots done with his waterboarding, hims was all cleans and smelling like a fresh baked cookie...errr.....I means a BoyTastic Chihuahua!!

Maybe tomorrow mom will hone her mad skills in on homemade kibbles, or snacks, or learn to sew stuffies or somethings fun!

Niles Here--Cat Burglars in the Middle of the Night!

Hi Y'all!!  It Niles here and I am hijacking Higgins blog today....well it's kind of my blog too since my name in in title!   Oooooooohh Weeeeeeeee, is he gonna to be mad!!!!  (Just in case the video is not going to work, the dogatary, a.k.a Mom will be translating!)

Do y'all recognize me beclaws I am dressed up like a detective....Beclaws at 2:31 in the morning, CAT burglars tried to break into our house!!!

         

Our alarm was blaring sooooo loudly!!  Dad jumped out of the bed faster than anything and Higgins was right behind him. Of course, I stayed in the bed to protect my mama!!!

    

Them CAT Burglars must has been messing with the alarm wires beclaws the alarm kept going off and dad could not get it off!!  It was going off so long that mom got out of the bed to investigate and I was right behind her!!!

I demanded to go outside and Higgins went with me becaws he says he is the ManTastic one and would protect me!  We did zoomies around the back yard several times, in the dark, barking securing the property!!

Dad had to get a screw driver to dismantle the alarm to get it to stop.  Dad said it happened beclaws the lightening and thunderstorms that were passing through....butts we knows it was Cat Burglars, cause we chased them off!!!!

Noisy, The Weird Pussy Cat That Thinks He Is A Dog

Our Gram that lives in Florida has this pussy cat named Noisy.  

Noisy is a weird pussy cat when it come to pussy cats.....

We thinks, that he thinks, that he is dog.  Really!

I thinks he confused Niles beclaws when Niles walked into the kitchen and found Noisy laying like dis.....Very unpussy cat like, to be laying there spread eagle!

Niles thought he was a dead pussy cat.

So when I got over there with my Mantastic self and instructed Niles to give him a kiss, Noisy was in fact still alive....

Fur the life of me, I have never seen a pussy cat act like this....This is very puzzling!!!

Intermutts Wires Must Taste Yummy

Dis is me and Dad, we were taking a cat nap!  BOL!!!

We is home from our Vacay, but came home to NO Intermutts.  Mom has been throwing around a few choice HBO words.  Yesterday, the Intermutts guy finally came to our house after mom augured on the phone with the lady who said we had no issues with our intermutts.....just let me point out that you don't want to be on the other end of the phone when my mom is UPSET!  Then the lady told her the wiring inside our house was all jacked up and Mom said, XSQUEESE ME!  You better get someone out here rights now and prove that the issue is in the house!

So, here comes the intermutts guy, beboppin' up to the door, not expecting a ManTastic Higgins to be waiting on the other side!!  Y'all would be proud of my growling and gnashing of teefers to the intermutts guy....he was shaking in his boots and the younger two legged brother had to hold me back so I wouldn't kill him!

Good news is, he fixed the intermutts, mouses ate the wires about mile up the road to our house....the bad news, it went out before I could blog yesterday, I guess the mouses came back to eat the wires again!!  Mom is just happee that once again she is right, the wiring in our house is just fine!!  BOL!

Mom is running to the dogter this morning and paws crossed when she gets home we will have intermutts so I can visit y'alls blogs.....I miss my furiends....and blogging on my mom's phone is a pain!!

Heading Home From Vacay and Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Hey y'alls, Higgins here from my Mobile Command Unit, aka, backseat of a Camry!  

My four legged pawrental unit has been to busy to allow me to blog while we have been gone.  They has been doing everything under the sun while most days we have been left to fend fur ourselves float in the pool.  It's a hard life y'all!  BOL!!

We has not furgotten about drawing fur a winner of my pawesome pet diffuser.....In fact, we are holding the drawing now from the MCU (Mobile Command Unit) and we is getting ready to draw right now......

And the winner is Frankie Furter and Ernie!!  Y'all will have to fight it out on which ones of you actually get to partake of the goodness and wear it!!  BOL!!  Congrats!  Send me your snail addy and email addy so I can forward that on to the Diffusing Mama's!

Since Niles is only interested in sleeping his life away, I am leaving the backseat of the Mobile Command Unit to move to the front seat so I can beg to stop at every other exit so I can leave Peemail so everyone can know of my Mantastic-ness!!  BOL BOL BOL!!!

On The Road And Bad Intermutts....

Hey y'all!!  Sorry sorry for the lack of comments the last couple of days....we have had bad intermutts at our house and I have no been able to get on the intermutt hardly at all!  My dogatary gets frustrated and start fussing!  Grrrrr......

Anyhoos, I am on the road traveling down to visit Ginger, Matt and Tilda!  I am posting from my mobile command unit from the back seat of a Camry!  BOL!!!  Here is my mobile command center...

We are currently in Georgia and it seems to be taking 87 hours to get there!!!!!  Here is the official Georgia sign....apparently they are on my mind......actually, foodables and leaving some PeeMail is on my mind!!

At this current moment I am doing my best to make my mom jealous!  It's working, I can tell!!  She hates it when I give dad some love!!!

Anyhoos, just wanted to check in so y'all didn't think my dogatary took another hiatus!  I will be visiting y'alls blogs, but may be really busy playing with my cussins to post a lot!!!

Don't furget to leave a comment on Monday's blog so y'all have a chance to win!!  Cookie is having trouble leaving comments.....is anyone else having issues??

Next time I see y'all I will be in Sunny Florida!!!!!

OMD OMD OMD, We Has Been Caughted.....

Just when I thoughts mom was busy, she walks in and finds us in a compromising, cuddling/touching situation.....

On wells, I Higgins, being the most pawesome and Mantastic Big brother was protecting my bratty little brother from cat burglars!!  It just looks like a I love him....

Don't furget to leave a comment HERE on yesterday's post for a chance to win a pet diffuser!!!!!!  

My Essential Oils & A Giveaway

Furiends, I love my essential oils rub down every night!!  My mama puts a little lavender on my ears and my paws befure I falls asleep and it's sweet dreams fur me ALL.  NIGHT.  LONG.

Then she goes the little extra step and diffuses lavender as well, so we both get that extra yumminess in our room and oh boy, we luvs it!!!

Now, I am not happee with this picture, butts, dis is me on lavender.....I covered up my Mantastic parts,....cause let's face it....that is a lot of Mantastic fur a Monday morning!!!!

Now let me shares something else with you.....My Furvorite Pet Tag Diffuser.....

Here is a little bit of a better view of it....

Okay, fur those that read my blog befures my dogatary took an extended hiatus without pay without my permission,  hows I acted at the dogter?  Well, just a quick history lesson.....I would bite them!  I would growl and show my teeth and as mama would say, show my tail!  I would have to be muzzled, but I would try my bestestes to take out several fingers along the way.....it was nasty.

Wells, I just went to the dogter a little less than a month ago...The dogter office had the swat team on standby and riot gear on!  Mama put some lavender in my pet diffuser that hung on my collar.  I was like, yeah, right.....let me at that dogter!!!  BOL!

But guess what??  It worked!!  Even the dogter commented on it.  She was like, is that lavender on Higgins and my mama smiled and said yep!  I will say, I did growl when they violated my manhood and stuck things where things should not be stuck, but we are heres to testify, that we love our lavender and we love our pet diffuser and the dogter lives to torment more animal another day!!!!  

We love our lavender so much that my mama signed up with DoTerra cause we are buying it by the truck load!  BOL!  So if you thinks you need some, click HERE and you can gets you some!

Now as fur the pet diffuser.....My mama loves beclaws of the ease and use of it!  It comes with two washable/reusable pads.....that she loves!  

And it unscrews very easy for her to place drops in it, even when it's on my collar!!

So when my mama loves something, A LOT, she wants to share it!  So she emailed Diffusing Mama's and asked them if they would like to give one away to one of my furiends and they said that they would LOVE to!!  So that makes me even more happee!!

So, if you wants one, leave me a comment and tell me how handsome and Mantastic I am!  BOL!  Just kidding....kind of.....  Really,  leave me a comment and tell me if you use essential oils, or if you use a pet diffuser, or tell me about the yard rats that you have been chasing.....just leave me a comment and I will draw fur a winner on Friday!!  Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy!!

Don't furgets to check out Diffusing Mama's for other cool things and if you needs truck loads of lavender, check out my mama's site at DoTerra!!

Black and White Sunday

Mom said that I should allow Niles a little bit more screen time on "MY" blog.....Of course I reminded her that the title does say "The Adventures of Higgins & Niles".   BUTTs being the Mantastic and handsome dog that I am, I will share a little bit of screen time.....So heres is Niles in Black and White.....butts hang on fur a minute....

Niles is already black with white on hims, so why did I make this picture black and white for an already black and white dog???  Fur the love of milk bones, things we do to make Mom happy!  Here is a black and white picture of an already black and white Niles.....

And just because the title does say "The Adventures of Higgins & Niles" I feel compelled to also share my Mantastic Black and White photo,,,,,and befures any of yous says something about my white fur....I am naturally creamed colored!  BOL BOL BOL!

Really, Dis Is How We Finded it

The doggie mattress was deaded....We think the pussy cat did it!

Tractorin'

I have been working my furs off doing tractorin' work and other Mantastic things around the farm!

Dad needed some dirt hauled so Niles could roll around in it mom could plant some flower around her tree.

Have I furgot to mention that Niles gets on my ever last reserved NERVES?!?!  I had to keep getting off my tractor to YELL at calmly explain to him why he can't be's in the bucket....

After I would gets him off, I would climb back on my tractor and do some more tractorin'....

OMD.....now what is Niles rolling in???

Oh yeah.....dad deaded a snake earlier and Niles found a piece of him....if that snake was biggified and not in little pieces he would be 87 feet long!  He was HUGE.....HEY NILES, MOM is Gonna be mad and you are gonna get a bath!!  BOL BOL BOL!   And a small disclaimer, we don't condone the killing of the living, but copperheads are vicious and we want them to eat Niles and we don't want them to eat Niles.

Befure I go, let me leave you with a little farmer wisdom...

Always look down when walking in a cow pasture, roll when fresh!  BOL....AND only if mom is not watching!

AND most impawrtant....

Anydog can farm, but not everydog is a farmer, only Mantastic dogs like myself!

Word less Wednesday

Look like somedog pawtied hard!!  

Let's Get This Pawty Started!!

Y'all the pawty is now getting started and dis is me with the very beautiful and sassy Cookie!  She is new and was recruited by Frankie and Ernie !  Oh Boy....is I happee that they asked her to join Blogville, cause look at her all dressed up!!!  HOOooowooWOOWWLLLL!!!!!

Sarge is greetin' us and tellin' us how nice we looks in the fur!  Hey Sarge, that green hat makes you looks ALMOST as Mantastic as me!!  BOL!!!

OMD, looks, it's my Cousin Ginger and her Gang!  She allowed Matt and Tilda to come to the welcome pawty!!  Ginger was my recruite!   Hey Tilda, that hat makes yous looks much skinnier...BOL BOL BOL, now quit hissin' at me and say Thanks!  

Me and Ginger decided to hit up the foodables table furst.....cause we like to eat!!!!

Thens me and Cookie decided to start dancing away!  Whew, that girl can break it down!!  BOL!

OMD, just looks at me again in my suit, wooooohoooowl I looks Hots!!  

Here is we at the foodables table!  Oh my!  It's everything I cans do not to eat everything all up!  

Thens we took a stroll in the garden.....look how that moonlite put a glow on cookies face!  

 Thens Sarge wanted a stroll with the beautiful Cookie!!

After the stroll it all gets kind blurry and fuzzy!  I remember dancing on the tables, then all our clothes fell off.....I is startin' to think there must be something mixed in with the punch.....

Is Puddles here?????

 Nows we are having to take a nap while the band plays!!!!

 All I cans say after that, is I can'ts wait for the next shindig!!  This was tops in my books from the red carpet, the tighted security, the footables, the music, Photo Booth....OMD, such a lovely night!!!!  Thanks for all y'alls hard work for pulling the welcome dance together!  Me and cookie are leaving now, cause I need to gets her home befure her mama tans my hide!!!!

Who Ate Mom's Shoe?

Mom HAD (notice the word had) a pair of shoes fur 87 years....they were her fuvrites and she wore them all the time!  She wore them so much that she had to replace their guts once....true story!

One day she went to town fur a hundred hours and left her beloved shoes at home with us, when she gots home, I quickly showed her something....

Do you see it??  Hey mom, look who also likes your shoes!  BOL!!  FYI, it's not me!  

Needless to say, mom is DEVASTATED!  

Rest in Peace Mom's favorite shoes....Rest in Peace.