Oh where do I start? Well let’s start here….
Mom is neglecting me. You heard me right, pure, all out, not paying me attention 24/7.
What has had her preoccupied?
Plants, blogs and laundry.
It’s not acceptable!
Ever since this strange green bag showed up on my front porch, she has been playing with these….
More than she has been playing with me!
When she does not have her hands all dirty, she has been doing laundry. I hate laundry!
When she does not have her hands dirty or is folding clothes, she is working on people blogs. I hate when she sits at the computer, but she tells me people want pretty blogs like mine! I say fooey!
NOTE FROM MOM:
HIGGINS, YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I TOOK YOU TO TOWN YESTERDAY FOR A FUN FILLED ADVENTOUS TRIP RUNNING ERRANDS ….I EVEN LET YOU HANG YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE WINDOW AT ONE POINT LIKE DAD DOES.
This is Higgins again, don’t y’all hate it when your mom hijacks your computer? Geeze.
Mom, there is no photographic evidence to back up your claim, therefore I am sticking to my story of being neglected!
Where was I….oh yeah, I am being neglected!
I think I will lay in the bed all day and stay depressed!
Ohhhh, these clean sheets are so soft and comfy!!