Check out this strange alien that invaded my front porch on Saturday!!
My human brothers were trying to get me to get it…
No sir-re-bob, would I be sketting something from outer space!
I don’t like aliens from outer space, they have ray guns! We watch the sci-fi channel, I know all about ray guns!!
Aliens always take the smart ones to do experiments on.
Not only am I smart, but I am awesome, handsome and very mantastic!
I would be a fine specimen for their experiments, so I let him go in peace!!
You are welcome alien, very welcome!