Monday Mischief, Niles Edition

For those, like my pawrents, here is a reminder that life is STILL ABOUT ME!

A picture of my mantasic self!

My life fur the past 10 day has been ruff.  Niles, or aka, Turd-knocker…BOL, that’s what I call him…TURD-KNOCKER!!!  Anyways, he has been on my ever-last-reserved nerve!

It seems that when you are the size of a glorified hamster everyone thinks that you are cute.    Let me just say this, If  I pooped on the floor, I would have my tail in some big trouble.  When Turd-knocker poops on the floor, the pawrentials clean it up and show him the pee-pad.  I don’t get it….something about positive potty training garbage.  Phooey.

Here is the other thing….He is terrorizing the entire house!  When I chase the bad pussy cats, I get yelled at and I have stop….when Niles chases them, it’s cute….I am speechless!  Not fair at all!!!

Are you ready for this??  Zoe, remember Zoe??

She is scared barkless of Niles….so scared that the Turd-Knocker knows it and he will actually chase her!!  Pitiful….a grown dog of Zoe’s size scared of a glorified hamster.

Here is the mischief part of this whole post….see this picture….

 

See Niles, see the big pillow that he is sitting on??  That is Zoe’s Pillow….The Turd-Knocker chases Zoe off and then plops his tiny hamster sized self on it, next to her Christmas bone.

 

Niles has claimed this pillow as his own….Then Niles, drags my snowman  on to the pillow as well!    MY TOY!

Something has to be done!  See my shirt…..it says, My House, My Rules…now this needs to be re-enforced, Immediately!

I WON!!!!! Woot!

Thank to all of y’all that were able to vote!!! 

I won 1st place with 139 Votes!

My  marbles are already spinning on how to decorate my house next year!  BOL!!

On other news….I am in the dog house…

I bit the puppy this morning.  :(

After the incident, Niles retreated to his cage acting all innocent, while I got in trouble. 

No one even asked me what Niles did to me! 

This big brother thing is hard!

BLOGVILLE, I Need Help!!!!

Okay here is the deal…..

My crazy mom entered me in a contest….little ‘ol me, the only pooch into a human  contest!  GUESS WhAt????  I am one vote away from winning and beating all those humans! 

I need you!!  If you have a Facebook page….go HERE and vote fur me!!!  You may have to like their page to vote, but  please do it!  I need you!!!

Here is my Dog House in the day light…..

And there is the night time picture….not as good, but it’s the one that is almost winning!!!

PLEASE Help me!!!!  Spread the word and lets show them how we do it in our world!!!  BOL BOL BOL!!!!

Merry Christmas & Santa Paws Was Naughty

Merry Christmas!!!!

I sure hope that Santa Paws was good to you this year.

I just don’t understand what happened with me….I have been such a good boy.

I have guarded the homestead, chased all the bad pussy cats and strategically placed all my toys around the house to keep it nice and decorated.  All I wanted from Santa Paws was a nice, big, juicy, meaty bone!

I did get me a few goodies….

A Christmas rawhide,  meaty rawhide and a delish chewy bone.  But I also got this….

The pawrents named him Niles.

I don’t think I am ready to be a big brother.

Oh Santa Paws….what should I do with this squirt?

Merry Christmas Eve & Contest

Hey Y’all!!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

I have missed all my furiends and wanted to drop by to wish you all the happiness and joy that this season brings!

I have not been around much lately, and I hate to ask, but I need you!!

Me and mom decorated my house for Christmas…..then we got a wild hair and decided to enter it into a contest….

I am trailing behind in 3rd place and I am devastated!!!

Would you help me?

You need a Facebook page, and if you have one…..go here!

Then click on my photo…..it looks like this….

and then vote fur me…..please!!!

I want to win so badly!!!

The contest ends on the 27th!

Thanks furiends!!

I will be back tomorrow…..mom said that I will have a special announcement to share!

until then,

Happy Christmas Eve!

My Favorite Time Of The Year!

My mom started cooking yesterday….and all night long I could smell the most scrumptious smell of  food through the whole entire house!!

It was then I knew that my favorite time of the year was upon me…

THANKSGIVING!!!!

Mom has no worries, because I am right here to help!  If anything falls on the floor I will be very quick and clean it right up!

Zoe thought that joining into the festivities was a rightful thing to do….Hey Dad, drop a few bite-fuls down, will ya???

We will help you test taste the ham mom, really, it an honor!!!

Teehee!! 

Thanksgiving Day lunch has come and gone, and me and Zoe are extremely thankful fur all the crumbs that fell on the floor!

After a long exhausting morning of helping mom and dad cook, and begging fur morsels of food, the next favorite part of Thanksgiving was upon us….

     

Happy Thanksgiving ya’ll!

Monday Mischief

Ummm, Mom?!?! I am like starving to death here. Geeze!

Few Words Wednesday

Welp….it’s that time of year again, you know that cold time?!?  If you need me today, I will be guarding the house from the inside of my warm blanket!  BOL!!

Yes, It’s Mom’s Fault!

Hey Y’all!!!!  My Mom is a slacker.

You can thank my Aunt Jenny for this post!  She texted my mom and got on to her fur not blogging fur me….Thank you Aunt Jenny! 

Mom blames everything but the kitchen sink fur not having time to blog….she says she is busy….phooey!  Busy slacking!

I had her post a picture of me, her and dad….they were trying to sneak a picture the other night of just the two of them, but I would have not part of  it and had to get in the picture!  BOL!!

Mom promises to blog more starting this week…..I have so much to talk about, so many pictures and of course a few pictures of my mantastic self to show you!

Just wanted to say hello and that I have missed every dog and every kitty!!!

Paws crossed, that you will hear more from me…..VERY SOON……right mom????

Happy Halloweenie!

I know I have not been around much lately…But I could not pass up the chance to wish all my furiends….

A very Happy Halloweenie!!!!

Craziness!

Oldest son moved home...

Mom has been sewing like crazy for a craft fair that was on Saturday...

Dad is out of town for work...

Youngest son made my mom wait in line at AT&T for the new iPhone on Friday....

Life is crazy around my house....and I have been snoopervising the whole thing!

Just in case you were wondering where I have been!




I am worn slap out! Just sayin'!

Before & After-Almost Wordless Wednesday

Monday Night….sick as a dog.

Tuesday Afternoon…Feeling much better!!

Happy Wordless Wednesday!

The Dogter Is No Fun….

I am here to say that if Dogter Tate did not stick things where they do not belong and poke me with sharp needles, that he would be more well liked.  Just saying.  Not really, but maybe….

If I show any sign of  illness my mom freaks out and drags my tail to the Dogter.  This time, I will have to say, I am sick.  :(  I needed to see Dogter Tate.  Shhh, I don’t say that often, so don’t go repeating it!

 

Here is Dogter Tate giving my Mantastic Sick self a shot yesterday.   Yikes!  I also have ear drops and 2 medications I have to take for the next 5 and 10 days.  I hate being sick.

Some good news, I did not bite or try to bite anyone…..so no muzzle for me!

I did growl and make sure they there were in total fear of me!  It worked, they were shaking in their boots!  BOL!

Move Over, I Am Squished!

Not all Monday Mischief  is made by us four legged ones….Dad is squishing me!

I was here first…..geeze!

Happy Monday!

One Fur You, One Fur Me

Well, I think my mom has FINALLY learned her lesson!!!  Or maybe she finally read the All Thing Higgins Pawbook page fur page, word fur word!  I’m not sure but she has really redeemed herself from my month long  journey of  abuse!  Lookie what we got treated too….STARBARKS!!!!!

 

OMD….now I know why everyone raves about it!  Me and Maggie got treated to a  Puppy Foam Latte….can I say we are hooked??  Yes, I can….cause we are!  It’s true!  BOL!

 

Maggie liked it so much that she was licking it off  her furs…FUR HOURS!!

Mom, you are officially back into my good graces…..at least fur now!!

A Special Snack Fur Me!

Lookie what one of  Dad’s furiend from his work made me…

Special snacks, just fur me!!

  

Dad made me share with my sister Maggie too….

Let me  tell you….they were Y-U-M-M-Y!!!

Y’all know that I am a very picky snack eater and these snacks got 5 paws from me!!

Hey Ms. Dad’s Furiend….I Need MORE!!!

Dad said that they are thinking of starting a business….if they do, I will let you know, cause these snacks are totally worth spending some green papers on!!

It’s Meeeeeeeee, I’m Back!!!!!

Well, did you miss me???? 

Just in case you furgot what I look like, since my dog-a-tary has been a complete slacker….here’s a picture of me…

Still mantastically handsome as ever!  Yes, and I am nekkid!  My mother is slacking in all areas of  Higgins, as you can plainly tell!

She blames her lack of dog-a-tary intentness on schooling the youngest son, work, mission trip, dishes, cooking….the list goes on and on.  When in fact, she is just doing a poor job in managing her time. 

We all know that, I COME FIRST!  So everything, not Higgins, is not important!  She should know that…it’s is clearly written in my All Things Higgins Pawbook!

Geeze, I tell ya….good dog-a-taries are really hard to find.  I been think of putting an ad in the paper, but she will not type that fur me either!

I hope that I will be around more…my mom got a hard warning today, from me about how she will need to shape up!!!

BTW, I have missed all of y’all!!!  :)

My Project Is Complete!

My mom has been working her furs off on this!

On Saturday, while at a yard sale, she came across this sad pitiful dog house…

She snatched it up for $7!  She was so happy!!

Not sure why, cause the last I heard, dog houses were kept outside….I am not sleeping in the yard, in a dog house.  There is no TV or air conditioning…as if!

Anyhoos….I didn’t want to rain on her parade, so I helped her paint it!

Don’t you just love it??  She even painted a sign with my name on it and hung me an American Flag!

Next came the fire hydrant…we is working on painting that as well!

Oh yeah, ignore my nekkid-ness….

Mom got paint all over me so she stripped me down to the furs!

Next came the landscaping….isn’t it just lovely!

 

Then came an uninvited house guest….grrr.  I am thinking about charging rent!

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

Fur The Finished Project…

 

My Dog House! 

I even have landscaping with real live flowers and up lighting fur my flag!!!

I am so proud!!!

I think when dad gets kicked out of the house fur being bad I will let him stay in my home, rent free!!  BOL!!

PJ-Wordless Wednesday-Kind Of Day

Happy Birthday To The Oldest Son!

Today, the oldest son turns 21….

Everyone sure is making a really big deal about it…n0t sure why, he’s 21, not 147! 

The festivities begins tonight with homemade seafood alfredo and some kind of fancy dessert my mom is making.  I can’t wait to sample it!

Actually, the festivities began last night…

With a bath and fresh PJ’s!

Why must moms always ruin such fun days with a bath???

Anyhoo, Happy Birthday DJ!!  Love you!

Hola! Mom Is Home & Monday Mischief!

Whew, it has been a crazy busy past two weeks!!  Mom and youngest son are back from their Mission trip to the Dominican Republic!   We are working on a post for later on in the week of some animals that she saw while she was there!  Mom always takes pictures of them so I can see them…she loves me! 

Here is a super quick sneak peek at one…

Mom said this fella was quite the character!  She will share more on him later this week!!

Good news is that mom is home….home is just the same without my mom!  Also, Dad  gets major kudos fur taking such good care of me!!!  The only thing he was terrible with, was keeping me in fresh, laundered clothing!!  Mom said since it was warm outside, that if that was the only thing Dad didn’t do, that it was okay!!

Now fur the fun Monday Mischief stuff….

See that blue paint on my head and ear??  I also have a racing stripe on my back….BOL!!

Mom has been working on a very special project fur me and of course I was helping her paint it!!!   As soon as we get it done we will show you!!  I can’t wait fur you to see it!!

Welcome Home Mom & Happy Monday!!

My Mom Has Left

My mom has left for her
Mission trip and I am all alone...

She will be back in a week and she said we should resume regular blogging then! Yay!

See y'all then and keep your paws crossed for me as dad will be taking care of me!



I'm so sad and miss mom already!

How I Roll…Err, Or Float!

It’s a ruff life, but somedog has to do it!  BOL!!!

Monday Mischief, Worn Slap Out!

I am finally home from traveling!  Woo to the Woo!!!  Not much Mischief going on here, but a serious nap!

The scary thing is the suit cases have stayed out….mom says she has a another busy week getting ready fur her next trip….without me!  WHAT????

Today, she starts getting ready fur her mission trip to the Dominican Republic and she will be leaving me for a whole week….grrrrr.

Oh well, at least she will be home fur a week!!!  I am sure I can find some mischief to get into during that time!!!!  BOL!!

Happy 4th Of July!

My mom has been super duper busy lately and we have been absent from the blog world!

I could not miss this opportunity to wish all my furiends a very safe and Happy 4th Of July!

As you can see, we are another road trip....a rainy one! I will be updating everyone on my adventures as soon as we get home next week!!

Have a super fun holiday!!!

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