My mom has been very busy today with school related things for my two legged brothers. Growl. I have not got the attention that I am normally used to getting. That’s fine, I can deal with it.
Then, what to my surprise?? I looked out the kitchen french doors and saw 6 deer grazing in my backyard. Oh boy!! I was ready to go out and kick some butt! I hate deer and I wanted to chase and hunt them. Mom would not let me out. Grrr. It was quickly turning out to be NOT a good day.
A little later, my older two legged brother let me out and the deer were still there….YIPEE, but mom quickly got me inside so I could not hunt them like planned.
I was mad. So was my two legged brother. He wanted to shoot one of them, but mom said “NO”… something about her being to busy to deal with processing a deer today.
Later, mom was still doing school stuff and typing away at the laptop when she looked over at me begging to go out. She finally quit doing whatever seemed so important to her and finally let me out. As if I am not the most important thing in the world. Begging to go out, sheese. I never beg…well unless it’s for something juicy and yummy to eat!
So you know what I did????
I rolled in deer poop! Fresh deer poop!
Mom scolded me and then gave me a bath. I hate baths.
She said that I was a bad boy…I actually think she was being a bad girl for not paying me the attention that I richly deserve.
Oh well, I forgive her…now that I am all nice and clean!