Thursday, January 5, 2012

I’ve Been A Bad Boy

My mom has been very busy today with school related things for my two legged brothers.   Growl.  I have not got the attention that I am normally used to getting.  That’s fine, I can deal with it.

Then, what to my surprise??  I looked out the kitchen french doors and saw 6 deer grazing in my backyard.  Oh boy!!  I was ready to go out and kick some butt!  I hate deer and I wanted to chase and hunt them.  Mom would not let me out.   Grrr.  It was quickly turning out to be NOT a good day.

A little later, my older two legged brother let me out and the deer were still there….YIPEE, but mom quickly got me inside so I could not hunt them like planned. 

I was mad.  So was my two legged brother.  He wanted to shoot one of them, but mom said “NO”… something about her being to busy to deal with processing a deer today.

Later, mom was still doing school stuff and typing away at the laptop when she  looked over at me begging to go out.  She finally quit doing whatever seemed so important to her and finally let me out.  As if  I am not the most important thing in the world.  Begging to go out, sheese.  I never beg…well unless it’s for something  juicy and yummy to eat!

So you know what I did????

I rolled in deer poop!  Fresh deer poop!

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Mom scolded me and then gave me a bath.   I hate baths.


She said that I was a bad boy…I actually think she was being a bad girl for not paying me the attention that I richly deserve. 

Oh well, I forgive her…now that I am all nice and  clean!


  1. Oh Higgins, you crack me up! But come on, poo.....really? You sure showed those deer nad your Momma! Even if ya did stink! Well, I do have to say you shined up like a new penny! LOL!

  2. Higgins, you are a four legged one after my own heart - I have never, ever been lucky enough to see deer that close up (but I would love to!) but if I had, I would have been with you, desperate to get out to them. We would have had a great time! I'm sorry about the bath - I don't like them either and I don't understand why it is that two legged ones insist on making us have a bath just because we have rolled in deer/sheep/horse/kangaroo poop!!! I think you are very cool!



  3. Sometimes you just have to remind them that you are the most important thing in the world. I think rolling in deer poop was an excellent way to get your message across! Your a smart boy Higgins! Oh and Tucker just wrote on his blog in retaliation to Lola about the origin of Pugs if you want to check it out.

  4. Way to show her!

    Sounded like fun until you had to have the dreaded bath, probably. Those deer must've eaten something pretty yummy for ya to want to roll in it. Oh. Well. Sounds like she got over it already. And clean up nicely!

  5. BOL I roll in goose poo
    Dachshund Nola

  6. Deer POOP. BOL! Right on.

  7. Ha!
    Revenge is a dish best served cold - and stinking of poop, bol!
    We personally, enjoy the tangy aroma of duck poo which we find at our local park.
    Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  8. Nothing beats a good roll in fresh poop! For a dog anyway!

    Buster sends his regards and can highly recommend rolling on dead frogs, large bugs and a nice freshly turned compost pile!


  9. Oh Higgins,

    You poor thing, that's like me not being allowed out to chase the Squirrels or birds in my garden (the Deer don't venture into our garden) - I dunno how I'd cope!!

    You were trying to be good and amuse yourself whilst your Mum was busy and you just got into trouble AND had to have a bath!!

    Doh, sometimes humans are too tough to understand hey buddy?

    Hope today is a fun day,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  10. Oh Higgies please quit wallering in poop. You look very handsome after your bath :)

    Aunt Jenny