My mom has been sicker than a cat!!
I hate when people say sick as a dog…I just hate it, so today I decided to change the phrase to cat. Has a much better ring to it!! BOL!
Anyhoos, in honor of my mom, that is moving no quicker than the pace of a snail on steroids, I have decided to completely stay free from all mischief until she is well again!!
I mean there was this piddle on the floor that she happened upon in the middle of the night…in my defense, I am sure it was Maggie.
Oh, and there was this instant when she happened upon another piddle on some dirty clothes that were lying in a heap on her bathroom floor….but again, unless I am directly caught in the act, I am sure it was Maggie.
In Maggie’s defense, I know your sick mom, but I am sure she asked to go out…you were just to sick to realize it! She’s old mom…Maggie just can’t hold her bladder like she did in her younger years!
Ya, know, there was another instant with the dog food. My mom would not feed me until I ate all the brown pieces out of my bowl. So I took my front paws and started kicking all of them out of my bowl until there were not one, single-dingle, little piece in there!! BOL!!! Bandit was eating each piece that I kicked out, which made my plan work better than I could have ever expected!!!!!!
When the youngest human son ran to tattle on me and tell mom everything I was doing, by the time she arrived, this is what she saw…
I wish this were a video, because I turned on the complete shakes and was looking as if I were going to die any minute of starvation!!!! BOL!!!!
So mom, I plan to continue my mischief free streak until you are 100% better!
You’re Welcome!!
Woof! Woof! Sending Golden Healing Thoughts to your mom ... Happy Monday Mischief BLOG HOP Day. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteOh poor Higgins! It's such a rough life you lead. I don't know how you survive sometimes. I know your food should be all green pieces, but you'd better eat up the brown ones and keep up your strength to look after your Momma while she's sick! Once she's better....all bets are off! BOL!
ReplyDeleteGood job your Mum has you, eh mate! Hehe! Deccy x
ReplyDeleteI would have loved to watch you kick the brown foodies out of the bowl to be eaten by Bandit. Even imagining it makes me giggle.
ReplyDeleteI hope your mom feels better soon! It would be much to hard to stop being mischievious!
ReplyDeleteWhat a mischief maker you are. Give your mom a break until she feels better, OK?
ReplyDeleteHey Higgins,
ReplyDeleteYou're such a considerate Doggy!! I hope you're Mum is feeling better soon, give her an extra hug from me :)
You really are a great Mischief Maker, see if you stick by the rules it's so easy, I love that you didn't confess to anything buddy - Haha
And that trick with the food, that was brilliant!! Shame there was someone there to tell on you, but without any evidence and your great acting skills it seems you pulled it off!!
Great job fellow Mischief Maker, keep up the excellent work - Tee Hee
Your pal Snoopy :)
Keep up the good work Higgins, we are sures you can stay (almost) mischief free until your Mom feels better!
ReplyDeleteWaggels & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell
BOL! I love the image of you kickin' out the brown kibble. BOL!
ReplyDeleteHope your mom gets better soon, for your sake.
Blessings,
Goose
Haha, Higgins. You sure know how to be mischief-free! I hope your Mom gets better soon so you can REALLY do some mischief. :)
ReplyDeleteHiggins that is genius to flick out the brown pieces. I wish I had a brother like you who is so sharing. Tell your Mom, get well soon.
ReplyDeleteSuch a rough life Higgins! Hope your mom feels better
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Thanks for teaching me this trick Higgens! Since I don't have another puppy to eat my leftovers, maybe I will just shove them under the freezer! That will work right?
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
Higgins, you are a bona-fide genious!
ReplyDeleteNot only didn't you eat the brown bits you also provided a meal for Bandit - he must owe you big time!
Are you sure it was Maggie? Haha.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Higgins you are completely innocent, I know because...well...you look innocent and being so sweet and all you would never do anything like that.
ReplyDeleteYour way too smart higgins! lol
ReplyDeleteYou had a great day even though your mom is not feeling better, but we will include your mom in our prayers hope that she's feeling better soon!
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hoping your Mom is feeling better soon but I have to tell you...you need to change it back to "as sick as a DOG" and FAST!
ReplyDeleteMOL!
You are very clever Higgins. Hope your Mom feels better soon. Sick as a cat is no fun!
ReplyDeleteHiggins, be extra nice to your mom! I hope she feels better soon.
ReplyDeleteI hope your mom feels better soon!
ReplyDeleteSweet Higgins we would have loved to have seen you kicking out the kibble. Too funny, you are quite the character. Oh, we think all that piddling is probably Maggie's doings too. :) Hugs and nose kisses
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