Fred, the front porch evil dweller, thinks that he owns the front porch…well he is wrong.
I own the front porch and everything that goes with it, on it and just outside the front porch. When I come outside for patrol, the first thing that gets chased off, well, is Fred!
Then I stand guard, high on my
coffee table throne and watch and wait for anything evil that may come around….like Fred.
Maggie my sister, sits under the table and scares away evil things….like Fred.
Then every once in awhile I will come off the
coffee table throne and growl if Fred tries to climb the stairs to get back into my domain!
The only flaw with my front porch domain is I have to go inside the
air-conditioning house to patrol. That leaves Fred, the evil front porch dweller, the small window to sneak back up and try to own the front porch again. It’s a daily job keeping the riff raft in check!!