Why would you get on to something this gorgeous? See how cute I am when I play dead?
See those spots on me?? Those are spots of something deadly scrumptious smelling that I rolled in. My mom did not think it smelled to lovely. I got into trouble. I still don’t get it, I thought I was bringing back in something wonderful to share with her. I actually was smiling when I ran up to see her. She was not smiling at all.
I got another bath. I hate baths.