Selfie

BOL BOL BOL BOL BOL

I took a selfie of me using mom’s phone!!!!

She is going to love it!!

Monday Mischief-Bone Wars

Here is a short video of what I have to go through to eat a bone around Niles. 

Of course, I won the Bone War, but Mom said that me growling and showing my teeth was a tad on the nasty side! 

Happy Monday Mischief!

Saturday Morning Goodness

 

Enjoying some Yoplait Greek 100 this morning!  Yum-O!

Happy Saturday Y’all!

Guess What….I Am BACK!

Hey Y’all!!!  Can you believes it?  I am finally back!  It’s a miracle…

Just in case you furgot what my manstasticlly handsome self  looks like….

It’s been a crazy and wild few months since I last posted.  Which was in January, January 6th, for the Dog-a-tary’s notes…..she’s the main reason I have not been blogging!  The nerve.

On her defense, she had to go the dogter in January and stay there overnight for a surgery.  Then it took 2 months for her to get better.  All she did was lay around, so I am a little confused on why she didn’t blog fur me….

She said it’s because her yap-top died….but we do have another compawter on the desk, but she complained that it is a dinosaur.  Oh well, that what’s she is using, cause I could not wait any longer to visit my furiends!

I have missed you and have so much to tell you…

Oh yeah, we still have Niles….In this picture, he is sleeping….it’s the only time he behaves.

 

He is such a brat.  Anyhoos, it’s all about me, not Niles, so….

One last picture of me before I head off to go and visit y’alls blogs!!

Can We Say COLD?

Y’all, I am FUREEZING!!!!

I live in the south but with today temps only getting to 7 degrees, you would think I live in the North Pole!!!

Y’all stay warm!

Monday Mischief, Niles Edition

For those, like my pawrents, here is a reminder that life is STILL ABOUT ME!

A picture of my mantasic self!

My life fur the past 10 day has been ruff.  Niles, or aka, Turd-knocker…BOL, that’s what I call him…TURD-KNOCKER!!!  Anyways, he has been on my ever-last-reserved nerve!

It seems that when you are the size of a glorified hamster everyone thinks that you are cute.    Let me just say this, If  I pooped on the floor, I would have my tail in some big trouble.  When Turd-knocker poops on the floor, the pawrentials clean it up and show him the pee-pad.  I don’t get it….something about positive potty training garbage.  Phooey.

Here is the other thing….He is terrorizing the entire house!  When I chase the bad pussy cats, I get yelled at and I have stop….when Niles chases them, it’s cute….I am speechless!  Not fair at all!!!

Are you ready for this??  Zoe, remember Zoe??

She is scared barkless of Niles….so scared that the Turd-Knocker knows it and he will actually chase her!!  Pitiful….a grown dog of Zoe’s size scared of a glorified hamster.

Here is the mischief part of this whole post….see this picture….

 

See Niles, see the big pillow that he is sitting on??  That is Zoe’s Pillow….The Turd-Knocker chases Zoe off and then plops his tiny hamster sized self on it, next to her Christmas bone.

 

Niles has claimed this pillow as his own….Then Niles, drags my snowman  on to the pillow as well!    MY TOY!

Something has to be done!  See my shirt…..it says, My House, My Rules…now this needs to be re-enforced, Immediately!

I WON!!!!! Woot!

Thank to all of y’all that were able to vote!!! 

I won 1st place with 139 Votes!

My  marbles are already spinning on how to decorate my house next year!  BOL!!

On other news….I am in the dog house…

I bit the puppy this morning.  :(

After the incident, Niles retreated to his cage acting all innocent, while I got in trouble. 

No one even asked me what Niles did to me! 

This big brother thing is hard!