Monday Mischief-Move Me, I Dare You!

After my moms surgery, the dogter gave her lots of things she could not do. 

One of the biggest was not to lift anything over 5 lbs for 87 weeks…..fur real!

As y’all know, I have big mantastic muscles and they alone weight 87 pounds….

At furst, it was not a big deal.  Dad was always around helping mom out and would simply put me in the bed with mom….

   

We spent most days watching TV and snoozing (which is my favorite thing to do)!!!!

Then the no lifting 87 pounds quickly turned into a BIG problem!  If dad was not around, I would have to wait fur someone to pick me up….I don’t like waiting.  I would whine at mom and she kept telling me that there was nothing she could do!

Well, I showed her!!  I quickly took matters into my own paws!

One morning while she was having her morning coffee, I decided to hop on the table….There was nothing she could do about it!  When she got on to me, I looked away!!  BOL!!!

 

Then that evening, I did it again!  BOL!!!!

I was quite  proud of myself…until dad got home….Let’s just say, I was done jumping on the table!  Dad’s are mean, just sayin’.

Worn Out From Guard Duty

Last night we were all piled in the bed watching NCIS when mom had to pause the TV to go switch the laundry around. When she came back she found me like this…..

 

She says, she can always tell when I have had a ruff day guarding the homestead when my ears are all floopy….

Whew, she was right!  My mantastic self was worn slap out…yesterday I was on high alert keeping all the bad guys away….and guarding my bones and stuffies….FROM NILES!

It’s a ruff  job, but somedog has to do it!!

Selfie

BOL BOL BOL BOL BOL

I took a selfie of me using mom’s phone!!!!

She is going to love it!!

Monday Mischief-Bone Wars

Here is a short video of what I have to go through to eat a bone around Niles. 

Of course, I won the Bone War, but Mom said that me growling and showing my teeth was a tad on the nasty side! 

Happy Monday Mischief!

Saturday Morning Goodness

 

Enjoying some Yoplait Greek 100 this morning!  Yum-O!

Happy Saturday Y’all!

Guess What….I Am BACK!

Hey Y’all!!!  Can you believes it?  I am finally back!  It’s a miracle…

Just in case you furgot what my manstasticlly handsome self  looks like….

It’s been a crazy and wild few months since I last posted.  Which was in January, January 6th, for the Dog-a-tary’s notes…..she’s the main reason I have not been blogging!  The nerve.

On her defense, she had to go the dogter in January and stay there overnight for a surgery.  Then it took 2 months for her to get better.  All she did was lay around, so I am a little confused on why she didn’t blog fur me….

She said it’s because her yap-top died….but we do have another compawter on the desk, but she complained that it is a dinosaur.  Oh well, that what’s she is using, cause I could not wait any longer to visit my furiends!

I have missed you and have so much to tell you…

Oh yeah, we still have Niles….In this picture, he is sleeping….it’s the only time he behaves.

 

He is such a brat.  Anyhoos, it’s all about me, not Niles, so….

One last picture of me before I head off to go and visit y’alls blogs!!

Can We Say COLD?

Y’all, I am FUREEZING!!!!

I live in the south but with today temps only getting to 7 degrees, you would think I live in the North Pole!!!

Y’all stay warm!