Mad Does Not Even Begin To Describe It

Mom left the house yesterday fur 87 hours and when she returned she pulled out some new PJ's for Niles....Some Elf PJ's....

OMD he was mad about it too!!!!  He stucked his tongue out at her and refused to move fur a whole 87 minutes!!!!

The she pulled out the candy corns and he decided to get up for that sweet snack!!!  Mom thinks he looks adorable from behind!!!!!!!

I am not sure why he is upset......I love footed PJ's!  Niles is weird!!!!!

It's Fall-ed

Looks, mom Fall-ished our bloggie!!!!!  

We have pumpkins....We have fall trees....We even have a turkey!!!!

I am as happee has as plump turkey the day after Thanksgiving...get it?  Plump turkey...the day after Thanksgiving??  BOL BOL BOL!!!!!

Thanks  mom.....we luv it when you does fun thingies!!!!

Staff Meeting

We gets up really early around our house....beclaws dad needs to go to his job so he can buy us lots of kibbles and squeakies!!!  So naturally we gets up really early with him to ensure he gets lots of kisses and lickes befure he leaves fur work so he does not furget about us during the day!!!!

After he leaves, we all run back to the bedroom fur Staff Meeting!  During this time we discuss what we will do fur the day, how we will protect the yard from tree rats and deers, when and where we will scatter our stuffies and when those impawtant  decision have been hammered out we will end Staff Meeting like so.....

Dat is Niles....

 Maggie...

And saving the Mantastic best fur last, me, Higgins!!!

It has come to be our favorite time of the day!  What we can't figures out is why the two legged ones hate meetings.....

Mantastic Sous-Chef and Hot-Mess Assistant

Fur all y'all that don't know what a Sous-Chef is, here is a definition:

A Sous-Chef de Cuisine also Under-chef of the kitchen is a chef who is "the second in command in a kitchen; the Mantastic Dog ranking next after the head chef."

Dis is me, da Mantastic Sous-Chef....

I is the second in command to mom while she cooked fried chicken!!!

Dis is Niles.....we will call him the Hot-Mess Assistant to da Mantastic Sous-Chef Higgins....

See all that flour on Niles??  That is beclaws he is trying to trip mom so she will drop da chicken!  All he did was turn into a reverse Dalmatian!  BOL!!!  Get it, he's black with while spots...BOL BOL!!

Anyhoos.....

Thanks to my excellent Sous-Chefin' pawesome abilities the fried chicken turned out marvelous!!!  As for Niles, he needs lots and lots more training befure he can become a Manstatic Sous-Chef like me!!

OHHH and fur the chicken....it was paw lickin' - lip smackin' yummy!!!!

Worn Out Wordless Wednesday

Niles And The Bunny Slippers

Mom got these really super cute Bunny Slippers a few weeks ago at the gettin' store....

Niles like to steal mom's Bunny Slippers when she is not wearing them....she always knows it's him that steal them beclaws he is also know as the Bathroom Garbage Bandit!  

He has not learned yet to cover the evidences of crimes!!!!  

Here is a picture of the loots the he stole out of the garbage can and the pawrents bedroom....

Thens when mom is wearing her Bunny Slippers he attacks them and wont let go!!!!!  She walks around the house pulling her leg and Niles with her!!!

I sure feel bad fur mom's Bunny Slippers....they have Niles toofer marks all over them!

We Fired Mom.....

But we hired her back, beclaws well...

look how cute she is when she begs fur furgiveness on her lousy dog-a-tary skills!!!  Plus, we are all paws when it comes to typing on her fancy dancy 'puter!  

So let me quickly fill you in on what has happened the six weeks or so whiles we's was gone.....

Fur the love all of all Milkbones, I was neglected while mom read four books in a row!  Yep....FOUR WHOLE BOOKS on her stupid iPad thingie.....unacceptable!

Maggie hurt her back and was in jail fur two weeks....that went well....NOT!  Butts she is all betters now!!!

Niles still take his chores very seriously and insists on pre-rinsing the dishes every day!  AND he is still a big...errr I mean, little brat!

Mom retired her Jeep to dad and gots us a new Higgins-Mobile, butts she has yet allowed me to test ride in it beclaws she said it's nice to drive a Higgins-Hair-Free ride!  I am getting ready to put my paw down on that because I need a Dairy Queen fix ASAP!

So there are the highlights of whats beens going on around here!