I, Higgins, was neglected and I blame Lynne.
Who is Lynne you ask. She is Dip, Bridge and Elliot's mom.
She had this horrible idea to start something called:
The Blogsville Ladies Crochet Society.
She even had a badge made….OMD. This seems serious.
Yesterday Lynne wanted everyone to make a dish rag. You would have thought that my mom had won the lottery or something because she was so excited. Before I could bring back my squeaky toy for her to throw again, she was perched on the couch with yarn and crochet needle in hand. Hmpth.
Here is her dish rag. I was so glad that she finally got it done, because that meant it was all about me again.
Wait, there is more! I heard something about this happening again….WHAT? Another project will be coming?
I am starting to see a cycle of abuse in my life….
Crochet=Neglect, Neglect=Abuse
Y’all agree, right??




