Why Did I Get In Trouble?

   

Why would you get on to something this gorgeous?  See how cute I am when I play dead?

See those spots on me??  Those are spots of something deadly scrumptious smelling that I rolled in.  My mom did not think it smelled to lovely.  I got into trouble.  I still don’t get it, I thought I was bringing back in something wonderful to share with her.  I actually was smiling when I ran up to see her.  She was not smiling at all.

I got another bath.  I hate baths.